Have you ever seen a squirrel with a butterknife, threatening a raccoon?

@Pitchblue That was a cougar. I saw her sharpening her teeth with a chainsaw the other night.

@ZonkeyBalls No, that Cougar was the Woman from the bar, the one with the fire in her eyes. She was exhausting, 24 hours and I was wishing she'd go home.

@Pitchblue Naturally she had fire in her eyes. Have you ever noticed, what 2 -stroke petrol/benzin/gasoline does to your face? It's like having having a proper drug party with no other drugs than sticking your head inside a Russian fighter jet.