U know why I want a pet? besides treating it well....

so I can act totally bizarre while it looks at me funny and thinks damn ... guess I'll make the most of this...

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SW-User

Watch your ankles

StygianKohlrabi · M

@SW-User they think everything is a scratching post 😒

SW-User

@StygianKohlrabi pretty much. I mean I’m lucky I’ve got skin like a rhino but for someone as delicate as you it’s gonna hurt. Get a bunny.

StygianKohlrabi · M

@SW-User yes I guess a bunny would be a good compromise instead of a frothing lunatic pitbull

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