there’s a possum in my sweater, a possum in my sweaterrrr

@BobbyMoeven I’ll tell you EXACTLY how it happened.

I woke said possum up at 7pm for dinner, when she doesn’t want to wake up until 10. She ate a little bit, cleaned her hands and face, and fast tracked it right into my sweater for more snoozin time. I then proceed to give her pets and loves and songs until she decides it’s time to wake up for the night.

@itsok

I feel like I've just been drawn into an episode of CSI possum, and you are the star witness..

Those times co-oberate with the possums alibi..

You are free to go.

But we may require a recording of the song that was sung.. As evidence.

Feel free to make fun of my spelling of co-oberate. I was too lazy to look it up

@BobbyMoeven listen, I love waking my possum up, but that’s not a crime! You have to believe me!
Here’s my alibi song

@itsok

That's soooo damn cute..

You are free to go on grounds of incredibly adorable..

Also your song has been nominated for a Grammy in the category of songs with word possum in them..

@BobbyMoeven thank you, thank you 🙇🏼‍♀