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@sarabee1995 You shush please!

My dishwasher has given up on me and I am roaming all the appliances stores in search of a replacement unless you, as a marine familiar with washing decks are willing to give me a hand to do my dishes. You are my guest sailor ⚓

@Stephie Marine?!?!?! 😲

While I have great respect for my crayon-eating jarhead compadres, I am not now, not have I ever been a Marine!!! 😤

@sarabee1995 No need to steam through the nose like a raging bull. I am referring to all sea going people as marines (marins in French)

@sarabee1995 and by the way, I just noticed that our upside down friend has once again screwed up with the date of her CrossFit.

No wonder she is always upset with me when all that blood goes to her head.

@sarabee1995 "Hello, Sailor!"

@ArtieKat Sailor is good. "Marine" gets you banned into the dog house 🫢

@Stephie So you spotted my deliberate date mistake. I needed something so you could make a derisive comment. 😁🤣❤

@KiwiBird You got me good this time. At least I'll pretend you did 🫢

@Stephie I could hardly edit it now....so had to make up some flimsy excuse.

@KiwiBird so totally unlike you 🤔

I am surprised that our sailor on duty hasn't replied yet and openly criticized me yet. Probably that the alarm clock did not get off.

@Stephie Hahaha ... I haven't used an alarm clock in ages. I wake up on my own. But, I had a busy busy day and am just getting to SW now at 14:25 in the afternoon. 🤷‍♀

As for the dog house, since Devil Dogs is another of their many nick names, you might find yourself in the company of actual Marines once you get in there! 🤣

@sarabee1995 Brrr, I shiver at that thought. I hope they have been dewormed and vaccinated against rabies and that they have learned manners and how to speak to a lady of the world without using profanity 🫢

@Stephie Marines?? Hahahaha ... umm yeah, if you expect them to not use profanity you might be disappointed. The USMC invented profanity.

But not to worry, the Department of the Navy keeps them on a leash and fully vaccinated! 🤣🤣🤣

@sarabee1995 That's my worry. I have seen those long roll leashes. You think you are safe from a barking dog and then this bloody leash unrolls 100 feet (30 m. for us nice people) just long enough for the dog to drool on your nice shoes. Mon Dieu, quelle horreur 😱

@Stephie They may drool a bit, but believe me... If you are ever in trouble and in need of help, there is no one you want to see coming in fast and low over the next hill other than the United States Marines.

I say this from experience. No marine will ever pay for a drink in my presence. 🫡