I’m eating dinner and I didn’t chew a spinach stem well enough so it was both down my throat and still in my mouth and I had to pull it out

anyway. Nobody asked me to be their Valentine. Weird

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

I don’t believe it. The valentine thing bot the spinach thing.

itsok · 31-35, F

@Captainjackass you callin me a liar?!

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@itsok maybe they got lost in the mail?

itsok · 31-35, F

@Captainjackass that’s probably what happened. That’s what my car insurance said about my new insurance cards

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@itsok maybe maples been stealing them so you’ll be together for valentine’s.