There’s a restaurant nearby that always has a ridiculously worded menu for Valentine’s Day

I thought you perverts might appreciate it

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Benjago · 41-45, M

To be caressed with Orange Berry Marmalade. I was naive enough to believe that I've actually once experienced the true feeling that is love.

itsok · 31-35, F

@Benjago I’m awaiting the loving smooch of love apple coulis

Benjago · 41-45, M

@itsok I think fried goat cheese sounds seductive too but I’m not sure it was their intent with that one.