Happy Tuesday
OH MY!
How many look forward to their job?
I look forward to my job, it pays the bills, the customers crack me up, and i will always be there..Lord willing and the creek dont rise.
I have this funny thing to share...
We will call him..." ARON", because hes bold, funny, sarcastic, and down to earth. Hes younger, much younger than me but voiced an opinion 3 months ago to the breakroom peeps and I about how hed like to find an older woman...well..i kinda thought nah dude, not interested..so he
He looked directly at me, and smiled like the chesshire cat from Alice in Wonderland!
I said thanks but no thanks...he asked why ..i told him, well kid, im off limits..im not into dating right now and NEVER would i date anyone where i work! He walked off asking other girls in the plant.
[ theres 5 others besides me, two married, 1 divirced, 1 widowed, and shes a REALLY OLD one]..
well last monday he came in all grins, said i just HAD to meet his woman..im curious and so i agree and this older lady couldn't be more sweet, lets call her "ELLA MAY".
"ARON u dirty dog," ( I was shocked, this lady has to be 70 or 75!)
Hes 20!
Twenty yrs old dude!
He smiles and says," Sassy she really loves me, shows me by cookies and cakes.. she makes the best food like granny used to make! "
I just couldn't..no way could i say anything with a straight face.
..i felt for the boy, wished him the best of luck..
THIS morning however as im clocking in, he rushes over to tell me it was payday. I said yuppers it is. I said what u gonna do with ur money, take ur girlfriend on a date tonight?
The look on this poor kids face was priceless..with a grin that only a mum could love he responded, " if she dont die first" i lost it!
I dropped my sweet tea folks! You cant make this stuff up if u tried! He looked at me and said, " Seriously Sassy, shes in the hospitol." From laughter to concern i asked what was wrong with her, he said her blood pressure dropped and she passed out when he kissed her!
Holding back my sarcastic side..i had to..(dont hate me, but i said this,)
" WELLLL ARON, what did u exspect; she robbed the cradle, you stole from the grave, now its time to get hitched..ill call the crypt keeper!"
Aron looked at me, so Seriously and said, " Should I sign a prenup?"
Oh my goodness im gonna lose my lunch now! Back to work!
***Twerks & perks in a " mostly male" jobsite! **
Have a good day peeps! Hugs -n- prayers!
How many look forward to their job?
I look forward to my job, it pays the bills, the customers crack me up, and i will always be there..Lord willing and the creek dont rise.
I have this funny thing to share...
We will call him..." ARON", because hes bold, funny, sarcastic, and down to earth. Hes younger, much younger than me but voiced an opinion 3 months ago to the breakroom peeps and I about how hed like to find an older woman...well..i kinda thought nah dude, not interested..so he
He looked directly at me, and smiled like the chesshire cat from Alice in Wonderland!
I said thanks but no thanks...he asked why ..i told him, well kid, im off limits..im not into dating right now and NEVER would i date anyone where i work! He walked off asking other girls in the plant.
[ theres 5 others besides me, two married, 1 divirced, 1 widowed, and shes a REALLY OLD one]..
well last monday he came in all grins, said i just HAD to meet his woman..im curious and so i agree and this older lady couldn't be more sweet, lets call her "ELLA MAY".
"ARON u dirty dog," ( I was shocked, this lady has to be 70 or 75!)
Hes 20!
Twenty yrs old dude!
He smiles and says," Sassy she really loves me, shows me by cookies and cakes.. she makes the best food like granny used to make! "
I just couldn't..no way could i say anything with a straight face.
..i felt for the boy, wished him the best of luck..
THIS morning however as im clocking in, he rushes over to tell me it was payday. I said yuppers it is. I said what u gonna do with ur money, take ur girlfriend on a date tonight?
The look on this poor kids face was priceless..with a grin that only a mum could love he responded, " if she dont die first" i lost it!
I dropped my sweet tea folks! You cant make this stuff up if u tried! He looked at me and said, " Seriously Sassy, shes in the hospitol." From laughter to concern i asked what was wrong with her, he said her blood pressure dropped and she passed out when he kissed her!
Holding back my sarcastic side..i had to..(dont hate me, but i said this,)
" WELLLL ARON, what did u exspect; she robbed the cradle, you stole from the grave, now its time to get hitched..ill call the crypt keeper!"
Aron looked at me, so Seriously and said, " Should I sign a prenup?"
Oh my goodness im gonna lose my lunch now! Back to work!
***Twerks & perks in a " mostly male" jobsite! **
Have a good day peeps! Hugs -n- prayers!
41-45, F
