Let us remember today, the day when we remind all turkeys that we are the dominant species

And that they can never ever attempt to rise up against us.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

Well....that is not exactly accurate. We had a big white Tom Turkey that absolutely hated my daughter and would chase her down. When I would intervene, he would peck the hell out of me.

On the other hand...we did eat him.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@goliathtree I got attacked by a rooster once, I swear it knew kung fu.

RedRogue · 26-30, M

Let’s not underestimate them they already have their own country

Pretzel · 61-69, M

they can attempt
but we shall prevail

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