POV: it's finally September and you're blessed to be in the Mediterranean area

How it starts:

First glass:

Second:

Half past the second:

Third because why not:

Someone offers a fourth:

When you glance yourself in the mirror on Oct 1st and realize you've grown tìts

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HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

Why I've been drinking wine my whole life and still no tits 😪

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@HannibalAteMeOut oh shush, yours are fine.

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@basilfawlty89 yours are better

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@HannibalAteMeOut I've felt mine, let me feel yours to compare 😏

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@basilfawlty89 just touch a wall, that's pretty much the equivalent

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@HannibalAteMeOut walls don't have nipples, Lexie!

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@basilfawlty89 touch a wall with hanging nails on it then

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

Elessar · 31-35, M

@HannibalAteMeOut Not enough or not the right variety of wine 🥴

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@Elessar it's never enough

Elessar · 31-35, M

@HannibalAteMeOut Personally, when I find myself sleeping on the beach at 3am I know it was enough 😶

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@Elessar that doesn't stop you from repeating it though

Elessar · 31-35, M

@HannibalAteMeOut Yes but I'll wait another 24-48h at least!

HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F

@Elessar very patient of you!