I’m booked into a seafood restaurant at noon, then I’ve got 6hrs of day drinking with the girls, then I’m going either…

…have a bit of a sick and spend the evening snoring in a garden chair, or let my fella do that thing to me that he likes.

Saturday ✅

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I will notify all relevant authorities and the local hospitals 👀

Morvoren · F

@ostfuidctyvm You have no idea how right you are. I slipped on a wet path, dislocated my shoulder and fractured my arm. 🤕

@Morvoren Holy crap, that sounds excruciating 😨 I'm sorry to hear that. Have you got any indication of recovery time?

Morvoren · F

@ostfuidctyvm 6-12 weeks. It’s been agony