I Want a Party At My Funeral
I want it thrown exactly like all my other parties. When I have parties at my apartment they must be up to my standards which are as follows:
1) NO talking as it makes me tense
2) Lady Gaga is all I will play as I love her and her music. I play her in my car, I play her when getting ready for the day and I play her at my parties. My apartment, my spotify account, my playlist.
3) Nobody is allowed to leave until I say so. I will block the exit and demand to know where you are going. No no and no this is not how it works in my world.
4) Party favors are greatly appreciated and I encourage people to bring them.
5) Do NOT go into my room I will hunt you down and tear your spine out of your back and nail it to the door as a warning to the others.
1) NO talking as it makes me tense
2) Lady Gaga is all I will play as I love her and her music. I play her in my car, I play her when getting ready for the day and I play her at my parties. My apartment, my spotify account, my playlist.
3) Nobody is allowed to leave until I say so. I will block the exit and demand to know where you are going. No no and no this is not how it works in my world.
4) Party favors are greatly appreciated and I encourage people to bring them.
5) Do NOT go into my room I will hunt you down and tear your spine out of your back and nail it to the door as a warning to the others.
31-35, T