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Hello everyone and welcome to another evening with SW News. I'm Lars and here's some brand new news.

There's rumors about a new winter virus. We interviewed one of the first people to report a case.

Claus: "It was hard to tell at first since it was nothing out of the ordinary. But this year it started to become clear to me that something isn't right. I first thought I was hallucinating.

So I put on my mask and plastic gloves, knocked on my downstairs neighbours door and asked them about it. They denied their symptoms. They claimed that I'm just being paranoid. I tried to warn them. Once they are infected there's no cure. It will spread. Just like covid. But they said I'm making them uncomfortable and asked me to leave. So I did.

The next day I called WHO. They said I'm among the first reports of this virus and thanked me for calling. They sent the police to my neighbours.

Police arrived. The wife cried as she was escorted out to the car.

Wife: [i]"Please no!! please don't we are healthy I swear!!" [/i]

Police: [i]"Ma'm it's only November, you and your husband are gonna get tested for TECD-V"

Wife: "What is that?"

Police: [u][b]"Too Early Christmas Decorating vrius[/b][/u]" [/i]

Husband: "I told you it was a high risk to start so soon."
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Lars, an unsung hero. Cuz he don't brook no carols before the 1st of December.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Longpatrol Keeping the streets from Christmas decorations since 1957
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Where would we be without Lars. 😂
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Degbeme He's the hero of the year!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Queendragonfly Will there be a follow up to find out if they`ll be changed. 🤭
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@Degbeme She ended up in a straight jacket after running to the storage stealing the Christmas decorations and sneak decorate in the children's hospital department.

The husband visits her at the psych ward regularly and has been informed about her trigger words like Christmas, holidays, any Christmas song, and the colours red or green. She's also sensitive to any gold or silver or glitter and to men in white big beards.

We have decided for her safety to not Christmas decorate anywhere in the building.
justlooking2023 · 51-55, M
Wait a minute, WHO's on first?
bookerdana · M
SW News ..spanning the 🌍 and site so you don't have you suppose the head honcho a WHO is called Doctor Who??? Keep frosty❄️
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
I’ll pray for their soul.

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