First trick-or-treater of the night
"Ding-dong!" My son gets all excited. I dressed his wheelchair up like Darth Vader's Little fighting ship. Of course he's the man himself, Darth Vader. Even kind of sounds like him breathing under that big plastic helmet. He can't wait for me to open the door so he can blast whoever is on the other side of it with his glow stick plasma cannons.
I grabbed the bowl of candy, opened the door, and to our surprise, it was a little boy about 5 years old all by himself dressed like a pirate, complete with Vaseline and coffee ground whiskers, hook, eye patch, cutlass, he even had a stuffed parrot on his shoulder and a peg leg made of paper mache. The only thing he was missing were his Buccaneers. So I asked him, hey pirate, where are your Buccaneers?
He does a quick visual sweep of the area, gives his Cutlass a quick tug, then snaps back at me and says, they're under my Buccaneers hat old man. Now give me some buccan candy before I show you and your boy Vader there the business end of my Cutlass.
.. yeah I know, it was probably a bit confusing with Darth Vader in there. I just wanted to include my son in the yarrrrrrrn
I grabbed the bowl of candy, opened the door, and to our surprise, it was a little boy about 5 years old all by himself dressed like a pirate, complete with Vaseline and coffee ground whiskers, hook, eye patch, cutlass, he even had a stuffed parrot on his shoulder and a peg leg made of paper mache. The only thing he was missing were his Buccaneers. So I asked him, hey pirate, where are your Buccaneers?
He does a quick visual sweep of the area, gives his Cutlass a quick tug, then snaps back at me and says, they're under my Buccaneers hat old man. Now give me some buccan candy before I show you and your boy Vader there the business end of my Cutlass.
.. yeah I know, it was probably a bit confusing with Darth Vader in there. I just wanted to include my son in the yarrrrrrrn
56-60, M
