Our candy bowl we set out has barely been touched 😦

The missus and I went out to a Halloween party, but we set a big bowl of candy outside our place for the trick-or-treaters. I expected to come back find the damn thing ransacked since we left a note telling people to take as much as they wanted, but more than half the bowl is still full! Either we barely got any trick-or-treaters this year or the cheap last-minute candy we bought really is that undesirable. Whatever the case, what in the hell are we gonna do with all this candy?! My wife and I can’t finish it all, I’ll tell you that much…