my fake birthday is tomorrow...what should i get myself?

ya know....funny answers are always welcome, but rude or vicious ones...what is your point?

i am the nicest person that ever lived. i was destroyed at four and am never treated well because of those reasons. but i refuse to change.

Clothes, cologne,makeup,

A pretend Porsche

A big giant chocolate cake

A virtual meal and a streaming show.

An un-birthday?

Lobotomy?