I need a real juicy April joke this year.

Last year I tricked my boyfriend that I cut my finger off. I have it recorded. It's so good I deserve a Grammy award ✨🏆💃

I've promised to not joke about hurting myself again so I need to think of something different for this year.

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PhoenixPhail · M

If he ever cooks his own eggs...
Hard-boil an egg and put it back into the container.
(There's an easy way to tell if the egg is hard-boiled or not, but he'll have no need to check.)
When he goes to break open the egg, he'll keep hitting it until he finally realizes it's already cooked. You can keep the joke going by playing dumb.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@PhoenixPhail Believe me, he would notice its hard coined he's super detailed oriented. Perhaps if I throw the egg at him and go "catch!!" so he has no time to feel it's weight etc.

PhoenixPhail · M

@Queendragonfly No, you can't tell by the weight if an egg is raw or hard-boiled. You can tell by spinning it.