I need a real juicy April joke this year.

Last year I tricked my boyfriend that I cut my finger off. I have it recorded. It's so good I deserve a Grammy award ✨🏆💃

I've promised to not joke about hurting myself again so I need to think of something different for this year.

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VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M

You grew another finger this year!

dale74 · M

How long have you been dating your boyfriend and do you live together

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Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@dale74 Only if its a april fools joke suggestion.

dale74 · M

@Queendragonfly it was

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@dale74 Ah you keep it secret so others can use it on their spouses. Smart 👌

southerngent · M

Say you decided to become Vegan. So he can’t make burgers anymore.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@southerngent He knows I love meat so that's not gonna cut it

PhoenixPhail · M

If he ever cooks his own eggs...
Hard-boil an egg and put it back into the container.
(There's an easy way to tell if the egg is hard-boiled or not, but he'll have no need to check.)
When he goes to break open the egg, he'll keep hitting it until he finally realizes it's already cooked. You can keep the joke going by playing dumb.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@PhoenixPhail Believe me, he would notice its hard coined he's super detailed oriented. Perhaps if I throw the egg at him and go "catch!!" so he has no time to feel it's weight etc.

PhoenixPhail · M

@Queendragonfly No, you can't tell by the weight if an egg is raw or hard-boiled. You can tell by spinning it.

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