Three distinct kinds of generation Z kids (am I out of touch? idk)
The normie
- Broccoli haircut, if that's even still a thing
- Vaping
- e-scooters
- TikTok, Snapchat and TikTok
- Nike
- Attends a mainstream school
- Financially secure and is able to get and maintain employment
- Has a small number of friends that they have a healthy relationship with, tease them all of the time and use jokes that would cause the loser archetype to have a really bad meltdown
- Alcohol, weed, and a few other drugs (e.g. MDMA, LSD, cocaine)
- Stays in touch with the latest trends
- Seems very generic and NPC and basic at first but is actually extremely complex and deep when you think about it (it's the other way around in the case of the loser archetype)
The shut-in
- Stays in their bedroom most of the time, only leaves to get food and drink and go to the toilet.
- Family are vaguely concerned about them but don't do anything about it for some unknown reason.
- Drinks 5 cans of monster a day (most likely sugar-free).
- Obsessed with the late 2000s emo/scene aesthetic.
- Extremely judgmental and critical of everyone and everything and has the wildest unpopular opinions.
- Is an extremely underweight vegan that only eats rice cakes and wholemeal bagels.
- Looks down on people that watch any form of news, eat meat, or even consume certain kinds of popular media.
- Has no friends whatsoever, because they're too smart for all of the other kids, not because they're too stupid for all of the other kids.
- Gets extremely angry if anyone enters the same room as them.
- Loves cats very very much.
The loser
- IQ lower than the marinara trench.
- Looks like a 12-year-old, has the mind of a 6-year-old.
- Severely autistic.
- Completely unemployable for life as an adult.
- Cries very loud every day because they hate themselves so much.
- Very unhealthy obsession with psuedo-scientific personality types.
- Acts without thinking all of the time and is very materialistic.
- Chronically online.
- Short, fat and ugly.
- Overly sensitive to everything.
- Has probably dyed their hair a bright colour.
- Thinks they are the doomer boy wojak or the art hoe wojak when really they are the zoomer wojak.
- Extremely high-pitched voice.
- Only drugs they have access to are things like nutmeg and probably even resorts to picking joints up off the floor, the higher they get the more likely they are to call an ambulance because they think they are dying.
- Gets bullied everywhere they go, both on the internet and in person, all day every day.
- Claims to be atheist/agnostic but is a devout Christian, it's evident in their mannerisms/vibes/tastes.
- Broccoli haircut, if that's even still a thing
- Vaping
- e-scooters
- TikTok, Snapchat and TikTok
- Nike
- Attends a mainstream school
- Financially secure and is able to get and maintain employment
- Has a small number of friends that they have a healthy relationship with, tease them all of the time and use jokes that would cause the loser archetype to have a really bad meltdown
- Alcohol, weed, and a few other drugs (e.g. MDMA, LSD, cocaine)
- Stays in touch with the latest trends
- Seems very generic and NPC and basic at first but is actually extremely complex and deep when you think about it (it's the other way around in the case of the loser archetype)
The shut-in
- Stays in their bedroom most of the time, only leaves to get food and drink and go to the toilet.
- Family are vaguely concerned about them but don't do anything about it for some unknown reason.
- Drinks 5 cans of monster a day (most likely sugar-free).
- Obsessed with the late 2000s emo/scene aesthetic.
- Extremely judgmental and critical of everyone and everything and has the wildest unpopular opinions.
- Is an extremely underweight vegan that only eats rice cakes and wholemeal bagels.
- Looks down on people that watch any form of news, eat meat, or even consume certain kinds of popular media.
- Has no friends whatsoever, because they're too smart for all of the other kids, not because they're too stupid for all of the other kids.
- Gets extremely angry if anyone enters the same room as them.
- Loves cats very very much.
The loser
- IQ lower than the marinara trench.
- Looks like a 12-year-old, has the mind of a 6-year-old.
- Severely autistic.
- Completely unemployable for life as an adult.
- Cries very loud every day because they hate themselves so much.
- Very unhealthy obsession with psuedo-scientific personality types.
- Acts without thinking all of the time and is very materialistic.
- Chronically online.
- Short, fat and ugly.
- Overly sensitive to everything.
- Has probably dyed their hair a bright colour.
- Thinks they are the doomer boy wojak or the art hoe wojak when really they are the zoomer wojak.
- Extremely high-pitched voice.
- Only drugs they have access to are things like nutmeg and probably even resorts to picking joints up off the floor, the higher they get the more likely they are to call an ambulance because they think they are dying.
- Gets bullied everywhere they go, both on the internet and in person, all day every day.
- Claims to be atheist/agnostic but is a devout Christian, it's evident in their mannerisms/vibes/tastes.
18-21, M
