Reliable sources say that democraps have purposely raised temperatures around the globe in an effort to promote climate change hoax.
Republicans scoff at democraps temperature hike as a witchhunt to try to get their loyal trump loving Murkans to fall for all this climate change bullshit, sources conclude.. this just in, new sources admit they just use an up or down switch to change temperatures in New England area..
Yeah, I've heard that those evil democrats can control the climate, and "weather". I'm pretty sure not even those Jewish space lasers, could do that on such a large scale. 👽