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Gentlemen...gentlemen....

You maybe....you know....care to elaborate an excuse up right quick bout' that quarter size spot on the front of your pants? 🧐
Punxi
26-30, F
42 replies 109 views Aug 12, 2022
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WonderGirl1
Men should wipe.
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@WonderGirl1 Or shake. 🤔
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1490wayb · 56-60, M
@WonderGirl1 i do but there is always several post drops
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BBrendan · 46-50, M
@Punxi No matter how you jump and dance, the last few drops go in your pants!
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TexChik · F
They forgot to shake the snake?
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canusernamebemyusername · M
At least it isn't hurting the climate.
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canusernamebemyusername · M
@Punxi Golden showers. Hey why is this rain so hot😰
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@canusernamebemyusername Just a sec.......🤮
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canusernamebemyusername · M
@Punxi Sorry😔
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JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Oh sorry
Am I lifting the table a foot off the ground again
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@JRVanguard Gottcha!
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JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Punxi It’s a good thing I’m into getting caught
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CookieCrumbs · F
💡 There are ways to prevent that. 😉
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@CookieCrumbs Not all...but some kinda need that info.
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CookieCrumbs · F
@Punxi
Makes you wonder:
“How did they not know that?!” 🤦‍♀️
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Pfuzylogic · M
Top secret clearance needed.
Given out on a need to know basis! ⚔️
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SW-User
spilled a little ice cream that's all
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User I believe they refer to that as Cone Theory, otherwise known as bullshit.
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TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
Its nickel sized 😠
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@TheRascallyOne You guys sit round campfires and compare? 🤔
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TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
@Punxi yes
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exchrist · 31-35
it's manaise from my wendy's sandwich
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Spumoni · 46-50, M
I dropped a Necco candy
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@Spumoni Mmmhmmm.... not the only thing that involved drops Im afraid.
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1490wayb · 56-60, M
you mean the ketchup??
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@1490wayb Ahhh...the age old Heinz excuse. Mmmmhmmm
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vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
A breeze hit me
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@vetguy1991 Hmmmm...🤔
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Sirsnowman · 22-25, M
No excuse - shit happens 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
What pants 🤣
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@Moosepantspatty Boxer tend to pay dividends. Now your workin a half dollar.
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SW-User
😅
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MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Pre-cum
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Justenjoyit · 56-60, M
I thought you would not notice lol
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SW-User
Why are you looking at my pants? 🤔
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SW-User
@Punxi I knew. I just wanted you to admit it 😏
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User I only plead the 5th once they are dropped....sir.
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SW-User
@Punxi 🤔 come here and let's test that theory
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Lilnonames · F
A gentleman does not have a spot on his pants😊
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Punxi · 26-30, F
@Lilnonames Possibly
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