I taught an old dog new tricks

My late husband never quite understood that last saying.
He used to say, "You just want to have your cake and ice cream, too."
Logical—but wrong. 🤭

Cheers

It was my cake.

You saved that for a rainy day and it rained today

I feel targeted. 😒

Explain how you've managed to do that

And now you're one toke over the line!

You monster

Pfft. Call me when you’ve stitched time to save nine, and both saved and earned a penny 🙄

Loud mouth dog walking cake eaters 😏