I made up a lovely song lol

I'm a delivery driver and when I'm not sure if I'm gonna get a tip or not I like to sing my " please don't stiff me" song silently to myself lol. Pretty stupid but makes me laugh 😂 It goes to the tune of the song "Are you sleeping, brother John?"


"Please don't stiff me, please don't stiff me.
That'd be bad, that'd be bad.
If you stiff me, if you stiff me.
I'll be sad, I'll be sad"

It's certainly the most loveliest song I've ever came up with between my ears.