Would you rather….?

The first one. That would be sexy af, don't you think?

Say yes.

I would like to grow an immense hairy dong on my forehead. I think it would look quite fashionable.

I’m balding, so I’d take the hair. It’s awkward AF as it is walking with the package I’ve got. Who needs another one?

I think the second option happened without my permission

Neither

Extra dong obviously. DP for the win! 😂

Most people would probably be freaked out about the extra private part, but some would absolutely freaking love it too!

Two 🍆 would make some ladies extremely extremely happy 😜

Though, I'm not sure how having a 🐈 would be... that might be harder, but there are bi-sexuals out there that would love having both in one partner 😌

Extra private part

Grow a bigger private part

Is this a dumb question or what

More body hair, I barely have any.

Extra private part 😂