Would you rather….?

I would like to grow an immense hairy dong on my forehead. I think it would look quite fashionable.

The first one. That would be sexy af, don't you think?

Say yes.

I’m balding, so I’d take the hair. It’s awkward AF as it is walking with the package I’ve got. Who needs another one?

Most people would probably be freaked out about the extra private part, but some would absolutely freaking love it too!

Two 🍆 would make some ladies extremely extremely happy 😜

Though, I'm not sure how having a 🐈 would be... that might be harder, but there are bi-sexuals out there that would love having both in one partner 😌

Is this a dumb question or what

I think the second option happened without my permission

Grow a bigger private part

Extra dong obviously. DP for the win! 😂

Extra private part

Neither

More body hair, I barely have any.

Extra private part 😂