Valentines day soon ,what to buy the lady of your life ? chocolates and flowers,i trtied tro be different last year bought lingerie ,mum was livid.
this ever happen to you guys? i got kicked out my gym ,i found a hole in my trainer big enough to put my finger .
this hap;pen to you guys? stopped going round to visit the g /fs family, cos her hubby was getting suspicious .
first night in bed with the new g/f ,she says to me can you make this night magical ,so i did the dirty with her ,and in the morning i disappeared .
I got pulled over for speeding ,the cop came to window and asked you know what you were going,i said why you forgot?
people just cos its Sunday does nt mean we can slack off ,now get these stories and questions rolling, or heads will roll lol
tell me who this actress is, steve if need anything just whistle ,you know how to whistle steve? you just put your lips together and blow ,bonuspoints if you can tell me who she is married to ? (quit making me work)
people lets get typing im seeing the same questions over and over dont make me shut this place down early
people are we running out of material i know its christmas and all that lets make an effort of ill lock up early