I Had A Major Wardrobe Malfunction

Alright, I promised another malfunction story by this weekend. Don't worry, I will not run out of these stories as I have had plenty of malfunctions. Buttons, zippers or seams? Skirts, jeans or blouses? This one I almost forgot about. Good thing my husband reminded me. Blouse it is. I have this blouse and skirt outfit. White, made of of a thin and puffy material. Sort of quilted. The skirt is no problem, just the blouse. Short sleeve, has flowers embroidered on it and is held shut by 5 heart shape buttons up the front. Sometimes I wear the blouse with jeans instead of the skirt. It fit sort of fine before having my boobs loaded with silicone, but barely after. I can get it on and buttoned, and it looks good, but all I have to do is stretch or slightly strain a button, and it pulls out of the button hole. Usually more than one. As long as I don't stress the blouse, it usually behaves. Well, this one evening we went out to the mall and to the movies. I wore this blouse with jeans and heels and wore my white leather shelf bra underneath. Weather was fine before the movie, but after the movie a nasty storm was starting. It was going to rain and it was getting very windy. At the exit to the mall my husband told me to wait and he would get the car. I stayed there until I seen the truck coming. I exited the mall and was immediately greeted with very strong wind. The wind was blowing my waist length hair all over. I used both my hands to reach back and grab my hair. In doing so I must have over strained my blouse as the buttons popped out of their holes and the blouse completely opened up and was blowing around too. I am sure the wind contributed to it too and I was not aware of it until a few cars that drove by blew their horns. As I ran out to wait for my husband I looked down and was horrified to see that my boobs were jiggling around in plain view. I very quickly grabbed ahold of my blouse, pulled it shut and held it closed while I ran to the truck. I jumped in the car and fumbled with the buttons and closed it. I guess I gave a few motorists a free show, and in turning to explain to my husband noticed that he had quite a bulge in his pants. He had seen it too and was too wild and horny to wait to get home. Drove to the far end of the mall parking lot and he was all over me in a matter of moments. Thankfully, all windows in his truck are tinted extremely dark. And yes, I still do wear this blouse.
So that is number two as far as wardrobe malfunctions go. Should the next one be jeans or skirts, buttons or zippers? You decide and let me know. I have plenty to post. 🍀☘🍀

Good evening to all! No skirt malfunction posting this evening. Will save for another day, along with others. This is a bra malfunction that happened to me. It involves a bra that I wore before I had gotten my boob enhancement. The bra in question was made by Gossard and was the Gossard Ultrabra Airotic. Bought several of them in the UK. Had them in all colors. Each bra cup had an inflatable pouch. Put the little pump in the valve, pump it up, quickly remove the pump and insert the plug. Then do the other side and you were guaranteed two cup sizes larger. Kate Moss was the pitch girl for this bra. It actually worked quite good and made me look bigger up top. Then my malfunction. Just days away from getting my boob job, me and a few female friends went out to eat and shopping. I was wearing one of these bras and a snug sweater. These bras did not make me look huge, just a c cup instead of what I really was. Part of the way thru lunch I noticed that one of my friends was staring at me strange. Then she quietly asked me what was going on under my sweater. I looked down and was horrified to see that one of my cups had deflated. I was larger on one side than the other. I excused myself and went to the ladies room. Took the bra off to see what happened. The tiny plug had popped out. The instructions advised to always carry the little pump. I inflated the one cup, put the bra back on and went back to the table. Within minutes I sprung a leak again and the same side deflated. I must have been red in the face as I had to go the ladies room, remove my bra and pump up that cup again. I think I never pushe the plug in far enough the first time as I did not suffer any further embarrassment that day. But I felt ashamed cause I was sure that while I was tending to my dilemma, my friend let the others know what had happened. Thankfully I had a more permanent solution to my bust size a few weeks later. Once my friend knew I was wearing those bras and no longer needed them, then she wanted them. They are her's now. Not to embarrassing a malfunction, yet bad enough! 🍀

I think that falls in the wardrobe malfunction category. Why do these things seem to happen only to women? And, who is game for me to post another of my many wardrobe malfunctions? ☘

You know it, all those all those guys ages teens to 60s seeing her like that.

Ok, plainlover2002, I will either tonight or over weekend. Not now, way too busy at work. I always keep a promise, so look for a new posting before end of weekend. ☘💚🍀

I am sure that those motorists were thanking that wind. Whatever malfunction my boobs didn't fully accomplish, the wind finished off. All part of the drama that comes with wearing risky, flimsy outfits. I promised a skirt malfunction in a few days, and I will post it. If I have time later today I will post one about my embarrassing bra malfunction. ☘

Such a nice story sometimes I love rain

I guess you are right and the guys are immune to such misfortunes. Is women have the malfunctions and you guys have the pleasure of seeing them happen. 💚

Thanks! Will post about skirt catastrophes and not wearing a thong soon. These things seem to only happen to women! 🍀

You can only imagine it, but could you imagine being the one who has to experience it! ☘

Ok, I promise you in the next day or two we will cover skirts! Still have plenty more!! ☘

I am sure those Motorist are still thinking that wind

Ok, we have a jeans and shirt so far. How about a skirt.

Well guys don't generally wear skits.

Korrupted, I keep waiting for you to post more.

Yep and we love it.

I knew you guys would! 🍀

I can imagine that. HOT

Sounds lovely