Alright, I promised another malfunction story by this weekend. Don't worry, I will not run out of these stories as I have had plenty of malfunctions. Buttons, zippers or seams? Skirts, jeans or blouses? This one I almost forgot about. Good thing my husband reminded me. Blouse it is. I have this blouse and skirt outfit. White, made of of a thin and puffy material. Sort of quilted. The skirt is no problem, just the blouse. Short sleeve, has flowers embroidered on it and is held shut by 5 heart shape buttons up the front. Sometimes I wear the blouse with jeans instead of the skirt. It fit sort of fine before having my boobs loaded with silicone, but barely after. I can get it on and buttoned, and it looks good, but all I have to do is stretch or slightly strain a button, and it pulls out of the button hole. Usually more than one. As long as I don't stress the blouse, it usually behaves. Well, this one evening we went out to the mall and to the movies. I wore this blouse with jeans and heels and wore my white leather shelf bra underneath. Weather was fine before the movie, but after the movie a nasty storm was starting. It was going to rain and it was getting very windy. At the exit to the mall my husband told me to wait and he would get the car. I stayed there until I seen the truck coming. I exited the mall and was immediately greeted with very strong wind. The wind was blowing my waist length hair all over. I used both my hands to reach back and grab my hair. In doing so I must have over strained my blouse as the buttons popped out of their holes and the blouse completely opened up and was blowing around too. I am sure the wind contributed to it too and I was not aware of it until a few cars that drove by blew their horns. As I ran out to wait for my husband I looked down and was horrified to see that my boobs were jiggling around in plain view. I very quickly grabbed ahold of my blouse, pulled it shut and held it closed while I ran to the truck. I jumped in the car and fumbled with the buttons and closed it. I guess I gave a few motorists a free show, and in turning to explain to my husband noticed that he had quite a bulge in his pants. He had seen it too and was too wild and horny to wait to get home. Drove to the far end of the mall parking lot and he was all over me in a matter of moments. Thankfully, all windows in his truck are tinted extremely dark. And yes, I still do wear this blouse.
So that is number two as far as wardrobe malfunctions go. Should the next one be jeans or skirts, buttons or zippers? You decide and let me know. I have plenty to post. 🍀☘🍀
