I Got Pantsed
Well, I did the pantsing! It was when me and my friend Kelcy were 11 or so, I guess, at school. She complained earlier that day on the bus that she had to keep hitching up her new pair of pants. They were supposed to be almost like leggings but the size got screwed up when the store mailed them, and her mom said the look still worked as a kind of different take on leggings. But Kelcy was unhappy with it. On the bus she said to me kind of quiet that if she didn't have underwear on that day, she'd be afraid of her pants slipping and by accident showing some crack to the boys! She tried to make it sound funny, but she looked worried. One boy on the bus heard her and said he wanted to see them fall, but Kelcy just told him to shut up, only half joking around.
Well then at recess, we were near the playground stuff and Kelcy kicked some wood chips at me to tease me, laughing. I tried to dodge because I was sensitive about getting dirt on my good white corduroys, but when I dodged I ran smack into a metal yellow pole! Kelcy thought it was sooo funny, and so did Sean and Marcos and Hex. It was embarrassing in front of boys. I over reacted sort of, and when Kelcy started to climb the pole to the monkey bars and I saw her legging pants just loosely hugging her slim hips, I said her name loud and then whisked her pants quick downward! Now I thought it was only hard enough to show off her underwear to the boys, not go any more down then that, but oops, her leggings fell to her ankles! (": Yikes! Underwear for everyone to see, and I'm betting those three boys still have not forgotten seeing Kelcy in her underwear back then! She was a pretty girl who the boys kind of liked then, thin and stylish and all, and when she turned my way after getting her pants back up, the light sprinkle of freckles of her nose and cheeks stood out a lot against the blushing backround of her face, with the silver specks of glitter she always had on her cheeks and in her hair! Wow was Kelcy embarrassed! And steamed at me! That was the time I pantsed my friend. Not my best friend, but she was my friend.
Well then at recess, we were near the playground stuff and Kelcy kicked some wood chips at me to tease me, laughing. I tried to dodge because I was sensitive about getting dirt on my good white corduroys, but when I dodged I ran smack into a metal yellow pole! Kelcy thought it was sooo funny, and so did Sean and Marcos and Hex. It was embarrassing in front of boys. I over reacted sort of, and when Kelcy started to climb the pole to the monkey bars and I saw her legging pants just loosely hugging her slim hips, I said her name loud and then whisked her pants quick downward! Now I thought it was only hard enough to show off her underwear to the boys, not go any more down then that, but oops, her leggings fell to her ankles! (": Yikes! Underwear for everyone to see, and I'm betting those three boys still have not forgotten seeing Kelcy in her underwear back then! She was a pretty girl who the boys kind of liked then, thin and stylish and all, and when she turned my way after getting her pants back up, the light sprinkle of freckles of her nose and cheeks stood out a lot against the blushing backround of her face, with the silver specks of glitter she always had on her cheeks and in her hair! Wow was Kelcy embarrassed! And steamed at me! That was the time I pantsed my friend. Not my best friend, but she was my friend.