Are you a treasure? I'm asking because I was promoted to Treasurer at work. I can store you in...

Backpacker251 · 22-25, M

Why are you searching for treasure in the dumpster? Go to Egypt, Nickolas cage.

Socialclutz · 36-40, M

Sweet! Now let's empty their vault and make off like bandits! 🤠

SW-User

loop and lil agree, I'm a sight to see.
a treasure for the poor to find.

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SW-User

Many years ago I was. But I didn't have a good treasurer to store me in a safe place. So I was pillaged.

MikefromEP · 51-55, M

Just send me every half penny from each transaction.. like the movie Richard Pryor was in.. or Office Space

Danez · M

Sounds very tempting

Nat15 · F

Lol of course I am. I am in need of securing. :P

chrisCA · M

I must be. Someone suggested that I should be buried.

Newandimproved · 61-69, M

just keep me with the petty cash

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

Hmm, locked away in a safe? No thanks!

SW-User

I'm an American treasure :)

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Stuff me in a piggy bank?

SW-User

:D

Backpacker251 · 22-25, M

yes, i realize that's not how you spell his name