Born on a Monday. Christened on Tuesday. Married on Wednesday. Took ill on Thursday. Worse on Friday. Died on Saturday. Buried on Sunday.

I don't want a tombstone.

"get the hell off me" in small print so you have to come close to be able to read it.
I'd rather be cremated though.

Safe now in Gods vineyard...hurry and join her as there will be nowt left

Down and out

Nothing!
A talking tombstone would scare me to death.

Im not having a tombestone

"Deal With It Society!"

I told them i was not well.

He left the world a better place than when he arrived.

Good for amusement only

Game Over

Dont want a tomb stone

Here lies some betch

she'll b back after giving them a doze of craziness..

ain't no grave gonna hold my body down.

Here lie an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go

"this guy loved potatoes.
P.S Don't piss on my grave"

See you soon motherfuckers

This bitch was the baddest bitch ever