"get the hell off me" in small print so you have to come close to be able to read it.
I'd rather be cremated though.

Born on a Monday. Christened on Tuesday. Married on Wednesday. Took ill on Thursday. Worse on Friday. Died on Saturday. Buried on Sunday.

I don't want a tombstone.

Safe now in Gods vineyard...hurry and join her as there will be nowt left

Nothing!
A talking tombstone would scare me to death.

Here lies some betch

Down and out

Here lie an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go

He left the world a better place than when he arrived.

she'll b back after giving them a doze of craziness..

This bitch was the baddest bitch ever

See you soon motherfuckers

Im not having a tombestone

Good for amusement only

Dont want a tomb stone

I told them i was not well.

"Deal With It Society!"

Game Over

ain't no grave gonna hold my body down.

"this guy loved potatoes.
P.S Don't piss on my grave"