No but my dog did lol 😂

You wouldn't think they'd pay those hotel maids enough to clean that glass so well.

yea and a lamppost

lol. Even in my own home

Nope

Ran into one chasing a dog because the floor was slippy and I slid knee first into it. Was so clean I couldn't even see it, they had to put hazard tape on it next time I came round, after it got replaced obviously

I have done so, and in full view of many.

I walked into a mirror once.

No I haven't.

I must have

Worse .I ran into one

Maybe...

You're damn straight.

I went straight through a screen door