3 preachers on a boat fishing
suddenly one says I need to pee
so as if to walk on water ,he walks to shore and takes privacy in some bush's
then walks back .
1 preacher is looking at him in amazement but doesn't say a word .
Later another one says the same thing
and like the first ,he seems to walk on water and makes his way to shore
Well finally the last one ,not wanting to appear as he didn't have as much faith as the other 2 had
He also attempts walking on water
But he just keeps sinking ,getting back in the boat and trying it again
over and over if they can do it why can't he ,his faith is strong ,
The other 2 look at each other and 1 asks
do you think we should tell him the sand bars on this side ?

one of my Dads clean jokes he told me when I was a kid

How about me making an ass of myself for the sake of comedy?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says ‘hey, we have a drink named after you!’
The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says ‘Really? You have a drink named Steve?’