I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil, for I am the reaper and all these jerks deserve what’s coming to them and that I’m bringing it!

Then toss water balloons followed by waving sparklers while assuring everyone the balloons are not filled with gasoline.

Pardon me Sir, "Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Did you bring the money?

I want to run a bath for you. Is your hair chemically treated?

Do you know Mr. Noodles?

I know your secret.

Walk much?

Are you a pro

Your "flys" open.😐

You look like my sister

Your shoe's untied

Nothing, and that will never happen because I don't talk to strangers.

Something along the lines....Okay, I have them tied in the basement. They are gagged too. Did you contact their next-of-kin for the ransom yet?

"Sorry to see that you are struggling. Here's a dollar."

Hello, I've been following you all day, are you OK?

Probably just give a geeky smile and randomly throw my hands in the air and say ‘yea’ & continue walking🤓

Do your flies up

LoL 😂 ikr. Fff's🤫

It's about time you showed up!

Hi Suzi.The face lift worked then!

You got toilet paper on your shoe!

Hey...how much for an oral...?😏

"I don't like your pants, go change"

DTF?

Your pants are unzipped 👀

You've got your skirt tucked in your knickers.

"Fucking Fuckers Fuck!"