Camicami · 22-25, F
I'm calling Obi-Wan. Let her go now.
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
Pro Tip: leave that out of your Match.com profile
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Great use of your freedom of speech there.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
I'm thinking about testing out my long nails by blinding a man.Are you up for it?
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
@tallpowerhouseblonde you could sell tickets

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@tallpowerhouseblonde I have a long as nail on my thumb myself. Specifically designed to tear open flesh. I have come up with it by looking at a dinosaur who possessed a similar trait on his thumb.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
@HoraceGreenley Great idea.Make some cash.Want to find a venue for me?
jeancolby · 31-35, F
Wow.
SSAzalea · 31-35, F
I want to snap a guys nuts in a mouse trap. Wanna volunteer?
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@SSAzalea you cant*
SSAzalea · 31-35, F
@SW-User Oh, but I can.

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@SSAzalea you can dream of it and pray it doesnt happen to you
FreeSpirit1 · F
Choke your chicken, it's easier and you get a meal afterwards.

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😂

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No dude. That's fucked up

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@SW-User you think I would choke a girl ouch
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@SW-User whatever could've given us that idea...

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@basilfawlty89 "funny embarrassing"
SpaceCreature · 26-30, F
Oh baby yeah, snap my neck. Kill me.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
I'd prefer no attempted murder.
TexChik · F
I might just beat your ass to death if you tried to choke me and then empty my Glock into you ... PTSD BROTHER !