No Pressure joke ::A pilot forgets to turn off the PA system...

The pilot comes over the intercom and announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached cruising altitude and will be landing in approximately 30 minutes." After takeoff and the usual announcements, the pilot forgets to switch off the PA. So all of the passengers can hear it loud and clear when he quips to his second-in-command: Do you know what would really hit the spot now? A hot cup of coffee - and a bl^wjOb off that new stewardess! The cabin attendant rushes to the cockpit to warn the pilot about the open mike, when somebody shouts after her: Don't forget the coffee!