Best efforts foiled joke: A little girl asks, "Mom, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Her mom says, "No, because Lulu's in heat."
"What does that mean?" asks the girl.
"Go ask your father."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Lulu for the walk around the block? I asked mom, but she said Lulu's in heat and I should ask you."
Her dad takes a rag, soaks it in gas, and rubs the dog's backside to disguise the scent. "Okay, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go around the block once."
The little girl leaves, and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. The dad says, "Where's Lulu?"
And the little girl says, "She ran out of gas halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
"What does that mean?" asks the girl.
"Go ask your father."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take Lulu for the walk around the block? I asked mom, but she said Lulu's in heat and I should ask you."
Her dad takes a rag, soaks it in gas, and rubs the dog's backside to disguise the scent. "Okay, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go around the block once."
The little girl leaves, and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. The dad says, "Where's Lulu?"
And the little girl says, "She ran out of gas halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
