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LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
Long time ago Wayne Gretzky and his wife were gettin it on. Things were getting hot and heavy and Wayne started going down on Janet. Nervously Janet realized it was that time of the month and warned Wayne, ‘Messy eh?’
To which he promptly replied, ‘No No…It’s me, Wayne!’
To which he promptly replied, ‘No No…It’s me, Wayne!’
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Haha! I imagine all of your partners (and toys) need to get used to being called Hector.
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@Harmonium1923 You know it 😇
wonkywinky · 51-55, M
Worse,the other day i called my g/f by an old exs name from years ago.
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wonkywinky · 51-55, M
@BarbossasHusband For some reason i called her from the bathroom by the other name...whos that?Its very awkward explaining how you had exs from years ago.
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@wonkywinky You have my sympathy. How did she handle it?
wonkywinky · 51-55, M
@BarbossasHusband Ok its just that its someone from so long ago i never mentioned her,so she thought it was a NEW girl...i wonder how she popped into my head?
Wallflow3r · 26-30, F
Hahaha :p
CookieCrumbs · F
🤭
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Yea but wife was asleep😁
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@Virgo79 ooh, close call tho
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
@BarbossasHusband shes always asleep when in bed😂
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
It wasn’t “Norrington” was it?
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@KingofPizza2
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