Thoughts that keep me awake...

Why do we bake cookies but cook bacon?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

Why isn't the word "lisp" spelled l-i-t-h-p?

If oranges were blue, what would we call them?

If you are diagnosed with Kleptomania, is it alright to take something for it?

If Tarzan was raised from a baby by apes, why did he wear a loin cloth?

Wouldn't the speed of darkness technically be faster than the speed of light?

Which letter in the word "Scent" is silent, the S or the C?