I Had An Embarrassing Moment

Well, I went to the beach today. Got out of the car, used the bathroom, hit the sand, slowly walked up the pier, slowly walked down the pier, admiring the beautiful blue waves and sky. I saw young fish darting back and fourth, seagulls flapping slowly and gliding with the breeze. I sat back down in the car, felt something odd, realized that a foot long piece of toilet paper somehow managed to get stuck in my undies, and was hanging out for the whole beach to see. Lol!