I Love Embarrassing Stories

Why does almost every person who comes to my house end up farting loudly, haha?? I swear, men and women alike, they end up ripping a loud one here at some point in front of me!! Wonder why...

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

lilsnifferman · 31-35, M

Lol you should take it as a compliment - they feel very comfortable around you 😁 They keep holding in their farts for the whole day, because they're not allowed to fart anywhere except your place, so then they just blow all the trapped gas off 😂