Pants down

I was working out side and I was sweating like mad. I took my shoes and belt off and jumped in the pool. While in there I skimmed some leaves off the bottom. Now to get out. The pool was not fully open yet and the stairs were not installed. Not a big deal. I put my hands on the edge and jumped. My top half was now on the pool deck with my legs still hanging over the pool. The problem was, when I jumped up my pants did not. My black floral panties were on full display. I could not just pull one leg up as the two of them were now tied together by my pants. I had to walrus crawl forward until I could roll to one side and pull my legs up. No one else was in the backyard and unless the nabors behind me happen to look out a second story window at that very moment, no one saw me. So, all in all not really embarrassing, but it sure could have been.

Yes, I am a man and I were panties.