I remember the time that I realized that hey, I might be stupid

I was in highschool and was walking next to a guy who was like 2 years older because he had to retake highschool, and I told him "I dont like bottles because when you drink it kinda like crinkles and there's a vacuum so you have to stop drinking before taking another sip".

And he went "Well if you stop drinking it like you're giving it a blow job it'll get easier".

I applied his technique and was like "hu... 😳🤣" it worked 😂