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RenFur · 70-79, M
@mindlessdrifter
LOL - ever heard this joke?
[i]A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.
Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"
His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."
He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
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LOL - ever heard this joke?
[i]A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.
Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"
His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."
He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
[/i]
BizSuitStacy · M
Jessie407 · 70-79, M
Well that's just common sense!! Always make sure there's at least 4 to 5 inches still outside to grab onto & pull it out!! LOL!
robb65 · 56-60, M
I hear the proper procedure is to drive to the ER at least 3 counties over and hope no one there knows you.
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
One New year we had a guy with a fluted champagne goblet up his kiester
Iwillwait · M
So.. care to explain your Username? 🤨
Azlotto · M
Lol...Good advice...So far, my bum has been exit only.
Hanginginthere · 31-35, M