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๐Ÿคญ Lost in translation? This meme reminds me of a true storyโ€ฆ

I heard this story 30 years ago. My friendโ€™s fam owned a small bakery. A guy submitted his bio-data form to apply for the bakery assistant position.

At the section where it indicated SEX, there werenโ€™t tickbox options. It was an open ended space. The guy wrote:

SEX: Not Yet ๐Ÿคญ

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TexChik ยท F
A very literal installer must have been there that day.
SweetMae ยท 70-79, F
๐Ÿ˜† We all think differently.
Lol....

Here is two others in an application form:

Sex : Yes please

Sex : Once in Las Vegas
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@Soossie
*coughing and laughing *

I think if one had to go all the way to Vegas, they better get more than ONCE! ๐Ÿคญ
@CookieCrumbs

Lolol.... indeed... otherwise what a waste of LV it would be... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
JoyfulSilence ยท 46-50, M
Milk is always best when purchased before it spoils.

Don't ask us what day that is, though.
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@JoyfulSilence
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Donโ€™t I know that by now!?!
JoyfulSilence ยท 46-50, M
@CookieCrumbs

I used some milk that had expired two days earlier. It had an odd tang to it! But that is what stomach acid is for!
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@JoyfulSilence
๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ No comment.
GJOFJ3 ยท 61-69, M
Sometimes we answer the question as we understand it. The warranty would be voided if it was installed on the hall floor ๐Ÿ˜‚
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@GJOFJ3
See? The person was just making sure the job was done right! ๐Ÿ‘
WindTherapy ยท 56-60, M
Thus why everything must come with pages and pages of instruction..... ๐Ÿคฃ
WindTherapy ยท 56-60, M
@CookieCrumbs Like we have time to read THAT manual!! ๐Ÿคฃ
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@WindTherapy
Not even after 50 years together ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
WindTherapy ยท 56-60, M
@CookieCrumbs Well what was written in that manual 25 years ago may not apply today. So it's ever evolving. :)
Degbeme ยท 70-79, M
I`m kinda pissed I didn`t think of that.
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@Degbeme
Which part of the story? The ceiling?
Degbeme ยท 70-79, M
@CookieCrumbs Yeah. That`s funny.
Classified ยท M
Was he hired?
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@Classified
Not sure. But my friend showed me the application form. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Classified ยท M
@CookieCrumbs He did make an impression. ๐Ÿ˜Œ
I actually think she isn't allowed to show that because of privacy.๐Ÿ˜…
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@Classified
He certainly did. I still remember it 30 years later ๐Ÿคญ
Bang5luts ยท M
At least they were orientated enough while installing that, too know where they were in the world ffs
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@Bang5luts
Can you imagine if they thought they were upside down?
Zonuss ยท 41-45, M
I am lost in you. ๐Ÿคญ
CookieCrumbs ยท F
@Zonuss
Is that a good thing? Or bad? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜…
Zonuss ยท 41-45, M
@CookieCrumbs Its a good thing for sure. โ˜บ๏ธ

 
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