I Had An Embarrassing Moment

It finally happened... a very sweet lady at the grocery store asked me 'when I am due'.
I panicked and said '5 weeks'.

I am not expecting a baby 😂

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RustyFences · 36-40, M

My girlfriend was at the checkout line and the teller who happened to be an older lady mentioned something about "eating for two."

She laughed it off cause she's always had a big, round tummy and to be fair she had a shopping cart full of ice cream and pizza rolls.