You mean he didn't jump in with you ?
jojo82 · 26-30, F
No, he didn't want to spoil his shoes, lol! Mind you, neither did I! 😂@purepleasure4u666
@jojo82 Damn....Missed an opportunity to roll around in the mud with you ;)
jojo82 · 26-30, F
Haha, he was too busy laughing at me wallowing in pure mud in my socks! 😂@purepleasure4u666
emilytips · 31-35, F
After such thought went into your outfit, what a thing to happen! Great story though, brilliantly written! Haha, I'd have pulled the boyfriend in too!

SW-User
Haha. Aww good memories for later yes 👍️
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SW-User
Oh you know you wanna do it again 😏@jojo82
jojo82 · 26-30, F
I actually would you know! @SW-User

SW-User
I know you know😉 @jojo82
Lauren19 · 26-30, F
You must have looked so funny all muddy! I had a real giggle at this story, especially the losing shoes part!
BiasForAction · M
That is so funny!
In high school, I took a girl to the homecoming dance. She said on the drive home that she could count the number of dates she had on one hand, "and this one is definitely the middle finger."
In high school, I took a girl to the homecoming dance. She said on the drive home that she could count the number of dates she had on one hand, "and this one is definitely the middle finger."
Charley21 · 26-30, F
Wow, I can only imagine the embarrassment of taking a fully clothed mud bath in front of a new boyfriend! That must've been......slimy!
Charley21 · 26-30, F
Oh, wow, it was actually squelching out of your shoes? 🤣. You must've looked like a mud monster! I know what you mean about the enjoyment of silly stuff like this, I would definitely have had at least some fun rolling around in the mud if I'd have been you! Deep down, we all like playing in the mud a bit I think! 😃@jojo82
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
Love all the detail ,:). That is quite embarrassing but a good story to tell your grandkids :)
jojo82 · 26-30, F
I was totally mortified! It's the dirtiest I've ever been, I was pretty much covered in mud from the chest down. I think the low point was putting my mud filled shoes back on! 😂@BearDownChicago
emilytips · 31-35, F
@BearDownChicago Squelch!
emilytips · 31-35, F
OMG, that picture! I'm not surprised your ballet pumps came off in that!!! You were probably lucky to keep your socks on!!!
Teslin · M
OMG 😲
4meAndyou · F
Amazing story! It must have been awful for you.
Sroonaka616 · 31-35, M
Does it still count as a date if he brings two of his exs?
jojo82 · 26-30, F
I see. Oh well, at least you didn't get totally caked in mud, like me.@Sroonaka616
Sroonaka616 · 31-35, M
True but we both have funny tales to tell. @jojo82
jojo82 · 26-30, F
Yes, we do still laugh about my mud bath to this day! @Sroonaka616
greenmountaingal · 80-89, F
Quite a picture. You're lucky he didn't photograph it. Did you ever find a way to get your shoes and clothes clean again? I'm glad you didn't keep sinking into it like quicksand.
jojo82 · 26-30, F
It all came fairly clean after a couple of wash cycles. Even the socks. 😂@greenmountaingal
IWasCallingYaLarry · 31-35, M
I don't have one. I never have been on a date.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
had to be when I was dating a girl much too good for me and above me financially. her parents barely tolerated me.
so I'm at her house and bent over when one of those rifle shot poots snuck out without warning
gawd, if only the earth had opened me up
so I'm at her house and bent over when one of those rifle shot poots snuck out without warning
gawd, if only the earth had opened me up
PrinceArthas · M
Fuck that’s hot ❤️🔥
jojo82 · 26-30, F
PrinceArthas · M
I love it 😍@jojo82