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Sir Buzzington the cl*t charmer has fallen. At crucial moment

Of course.

Lazy Saturday morning. Taking my time. Things are getting increasingly pleasant. I’m halfway there, starting that nice little climb where everything is building and getting more intense and then..

Nothing.

just stopped.

No warning. No final pylsing buzz. Nothing.

I think I broke him.

You served me well 🫡

Thankfully I have fingers that serve me even better.
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Neoerectus · M
Fare thee well brave and gallant knight!
@Neoerectus I'll give him a decent burial for his years of service
Sapio · 51-55, M
Hopefully he served you well.
@Sapio aye, that he did
UpsideOutInsideDown · 41-45, M
Is that a new superhero? I'm behind on the Marvel films
You know what they say when good things end: at least we still have the photos. You did take photos, didn't you? 😇
ronisme1 · 70-79, M
Thank god for fingers
Pretzel · 70-79, M
*lowers the flags to half staff*
@Pretzel appreciate
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@Bexsy "goodnight sweet prince - and flocks of angels sing thee to thy rest"
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
So you have your matter well in hand, eh? Do what you gots to do, Yo! 😁
@ineedadrink a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do
ineedadrink · 56-60, M
@Bexsy Until you find someone to do the job for you. Best type of outsourcing.
@NudasPriest she is quite lovely 😌
@Bexsy Maybe she has a sister?
@NudasPriest i must search for her and let her do what she was made to do
RebelRaven · 51-55, F
Give him a jolt with the paddles, maybe he’s got some life in him yet. If he takes all day to charge though…then go shopping! I here the Lemon is pretty amazing.
@RebelRaven ohhh lemon. I think I like that idea better than a rose
RebelRaven · 51-55, F
@Bexsy I’m buying one of those, eventually
WindTherapy · 61-69, M
....I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this post.... 🤷🏻‍♂

Sounds like he served you well and fought to the very end. He deserves a warriors burial.

Hopefully a new energetic soldier will be found as a replacement.
@WindTherapy I'll give him a viking send off
You must have worn him out. Now he's ready for a well earned early retirement. 😌
@NerdyPotato he did well
@InfoTunaBotTheReturn you sit, i'll vacuum
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Degbeme
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Captainjackass like you're surprised
Kiesel · 56-60, M
@Kiesel felt.

I called him an ahole and threw it on floor lol

 
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