Check messages to see if anyone’s suing me for intentional infliction of emotional distress for the boatload of nudes I sent overnight. If the coast is clear, I whip out my bazongas and start again.
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@OlderSometimesWiser Thank you for bringing “bazongas” back into the SW lexicon 🙏
@Ghostinthemachine I do what I can to make sure this place stays classy.
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Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
Because I’m a narcissist I check out who viewed my profile first 🤦♀ then if I have notifications I check them then DMs then I scroll. I however under no circumstances whatsoever open the image feed 😳
@Starchild1983 well, don’t look now, but you may have a secret admirer on this post @ShenaniganFoodie so I would watch for him on your profile views 👀
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
Probably my messages first unless I dont actually want a drawn out conversation with someone. Then notifications then whatever is posted.
@NeuroticByNature I’m no doctor, but I’m sure they have tests to determine if you’re certifiable 🤪
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@Ghostinthemachine mmmm I sense pharmaceuticals in my future!
@NeuroticByNature I know a guy who knows a guy that can hook you up.
Neither of them are doctors either.
Neither of them are doctors either.
attyhenrytuason · 61-69, M
The first thing when I logged in to SW was figuring out what the heck is it all about in here and what have I gotten myself into!🤔
@attyhenrytuason I do that after 10th, 100th, and 1000th time I’ve logged on to SW, it never changes 🤣
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
I check and try to reply to notifications first. Then proceed to scrolling til the feed is all from a week ago.
@SwampFlower You go back as far as a week?
Did you see my post about the thing that was funny? People seemed to like that one.
Did you see my post about the thing that was funny? People seemed to like that one.
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Casheyane · 31-35, F
Notif then messages haha
@Casheyane At what point do you add your two cents worth to really cool posts, such as this one?
Biffed · 31-35, M
notifications first, browsing posts second, then logging out.. wbu
@Biffed check my messages first.
But I usually don’t have any so then I move on to my notifications.
But it’s rare if I have any of those either.
So then it’s on to the posts, which are usually the same ones I saw from the day before, save for a couple of exceptions.
So that’s when I decide to post something like this 🙂
But I usually don’t have any so then I move on to my notifications.
But it’s rare if I have any of those either.
So then it’s on to the posts, which are usually the same ones I saw from the day before, save for a couple of exceptions.
So that’s when I decide to post something like this 🙂
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@MaliaAgain You seem to have your method down to a science 🧬
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Sigh deeply and meditate on the futility of existence 🤷♀
@SunshineGirl You must get lots of practise on here.
Namasté 🙏
Namasté 🙏
Jenny1234 · 56-60, F
I only come here to stalk you @Ghostinthemachine🤓
@Jenny1234 I would ask if that’s the best use of your SW time, but it could be worse. It’s a slight step up from the images feed…🫣😂
ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M
Look for Starchild1983 & NeuroticByNature
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@ShenaniganFoodie Well…obviously 😌
@Musicman Definitely gotta check the message first. Would be rude not to 😁
3Dogmatic · 46-50, M
It is damn sure not the imagine tab…
@3Dogmatic @NeuroticByNature and how would either of you know what goes on over there? 🤨
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
@NeuroticByNature don’t play innocent little monkey 🐒