In Bakersfield California, it is illegal to have sex with Satan without a condom.

Such laws usually come around when someone does it and people are like: "We can't have that again. Let's forbid it by law." I do wonder what happened when someone had unprotected sex with Satan that made the whole community get together to ban it though.

I mean think of the std’s he probably has. It’s only common sense.

I guess you just can't take enough precautions 😔😔

I think it actually says you need to wear gloves when making deviled sausages.

It’s Bakersfield…. Better to not ask questions you don’t want the answer too

Who is wearing the condom? 🤣

Maybe the person that wrote the law was dyslexic and actually meant...Santa 😄

Satan took that as a direct challenge ..

The majority of kids from Bakersfield are currently working for Elon Musk ...

Have one spawn of Satan and they make a law keeping it from happening again lol.