I Admire Wit and Intelligence
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
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IlluminatePlease
A nickle bag of funk meditates on the corner, then watches.
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IlluminatePlease
Sure. Just add the word 'bikini and barefeet'.
Makes more sense.
:)
Makes more sense.
:)
randomname1961
Do r
randomname1961
Do you get the understatement? I will stop now coz of all drugs onboard. I used to be a person who mattered, now I'm a lump of crap who's sick and depends on others. I hate myself, hope to die soon, waited on transplant list over three years.
justme195
Horse walks into a bar
Bartender: Why the long face?
Horse: Whinney
Bartender: Yes you are a bit. Red or white?
Well it just get confusing after that.
Bartender: Why the long face?
Horse: Whinney
Bartender: Yes you are a bit. Red or white?
Well it just get confusing after that.
chuckzares
Peters dad has five kids ten twenty thirty forty what was the fifth ones name
popsicle777
Peter
CockyLP
I think the real question is what kind of cruel parent names their children this, Peter's the lucky one :)
randomname1961
That rocks!
Two fish are swimming along and they both slam into a brick wall. One fish says to the other "Dam!"
Two fish are swimming along and they both slam into a brick wall. One fish says to the other "Dam!"
bipolar87418
Surely you're jest kidding.
Gforce1163
Nice:)
CannaCat
Lol
popsicle777
XD