Would faking my own death get some of my family to visit?

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nonsensiclesnail · F Best Comment

Try faking some terrible disease first, see how it goes.

@nonsensiclesnail Thank you, that does seem simpler.

@SirDurpsAlot Or cryptic messages to your facebook that insinuate that you've come into a lot of money.