Would faking my own death get some of my family to visit?

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nonsensiclesnail · F Best Comment

Try faking some terrible disease first, see how it goes.

@nonsensiclesnail Thank you, that does seem simpler.

@SirDurpsAlot Or cryptic messages to your facebook that insinuate that you've come into a lot of money.

Fernie · F

tell them there's a will

SW-User

might be easier to have a living funeral.

Sarabee · 41-45

Try faking a ransom n see how much they give

@Sarabee There's a strong chance they won't fork over anything, I'm ashamed to say.

Sarabee · 41-45

I love you❤️😘😍@SirDurpsAlot

@Sarabee You're truly a special gem, thank you sweetie you made this special Durp feel appreciated again.

Tminus6453 · M

They wont visit if you're dead, they'll attend the funeral though

@Tminus6453 That's the point to be honest I'd give them the big surprise at the wake.

Goralski · 51-55, M

Haaaaa b funny if it wouldn't

@Goralski Gives me a better reason to spend it all now and leave nothing behind to these ungrateful blokes.

Goralski · 51-55, M

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